Tuesday, October 4, 2011
NBA Lockout Day 96
Considering we're in the midst of the more crucial days of Lockout negotiations, I'm going the happy route again today. The NBA's ultimate player. This is basically what a genetics lab would do to create the greatest legend of all time by combining the talents and natural gifts of the Association's best. Notice that Vince Carter gets featured prominently.
This piece came out in 2001 when Vinsanity was in his prime. Funny that 'peripheral' is said in about a dozen different pronunciations. It's an hour-long show of countless interviews, physical attributes, and a growing fantasy of the perfect basketball athlete. The situation gets pretty hilarious once we get to hair and mouth (Specifically, jawing at others).